This Article Went Viral and Got n Views

It’s all about quality writing, whatever that means

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Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ll have read one of my viral articles that’s already got n views (insert link). Indeed, it’s elegant, topical, and funny — but I’m going to share with you exactly how I crafted each sentence for maximum attention. Keep reading to find out more and indulge my…